Riker: "My grandfather was bit by a snake once. And after four days of *intense pain*...the snake died."
-- "Shades of Gray", Stardate 42976.1

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Pulaski: "Passionate, as in erotic, Counselor?"
-- "Shades of Gray", Stardate 42976.1

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Riker: "I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise."
Picard: "Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The...Admiral and I were worried about you."
Data: "Captain, I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to the rank of admiral."
-- "Shades of Gray", Stardate 42976.1

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