Q: "Oh, your species is always suffering and dying."
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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Picard: "No. Lieutenant Worf, you will make no move against him unless I order it."
Q: "Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson Macrohead, with a microbrain."
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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Yar: "What in the hell am I doing, crying? It is so frustrating to be controlled like this."
Picard: "Don't worry, there's a new ship's standing order on the bridge. When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted."
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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Q: "Will you stop interrupting me? I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe."
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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Q: "Let us pray for understanding and for compassion."
Picard: "Let us do no such damn thing."
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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LaForge: "Worf, is this your idea of sex?"
Worf: "This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now."
Q: "No place Microbrain? What possesses you?"
-- "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5

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