Tsiolkovsky Crewmember: "Well, hello, Enterprise, welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board, because I'm willing, and waiting. In fact, we're going to have a real blowout here."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Data: "Indications of what humans would call, 'A wild party'?"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Riker: "You were right, someone blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out into space."
Data: "Correction, sir. That's, 'Blown out'."
Riker: "Thank you, Data."
Data: "Common mistake, sir."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Beverly: "If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet medical textbook."
Data: "I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor."
Beverly: "Yes, of course."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Riker: "This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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"Picard": "Attention all decks, all divisions. Effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
Picard: "'Acting Captain'?"
Wesley: "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Data: "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Yar: "But I got out of my uniform for you, Data."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Yar: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
Data: "Of course, but--"
Yar: "How fully?"
Data: "In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques."
Yar: "Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Troi: "Wouldn't you rather be alone with me? With me in your mind?"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Wesley: "So you mean I'm drunk! I feel strange, but also good."
Picard: "Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement. Now alcohol does this, Wesley."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Picard: "Ah, good, Data, at least you're functioning."
Data: "Fully, Captain."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Beverly: "Captain, can I see you in your ready room? It's a private matter. No, actually, it's an urgent one!"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Beverly: "Right now I find you extremely, *extremely*...of course we haven't time for that sort of thing."
Picard: "What sort of thing?"
Beverly: "Oh, *god*, would I love to show you."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Beverly: "Captain, my *dear* Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you? I'm a woman. I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man."
Picard: "Not now, doctor, please."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Picard: "Worf, you know what to do. Take us...uh--"
Riker: "Take us out of there."
Picard: "Right."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Wesley: "It was an adult who did it!"
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Riker: "Data, we have eight or nine minutes at most. Can you finish by then?"
Data: "No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Riker: "It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir."
Picard: "Fair is fair. And let's credit his science teacher too."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Yar: "Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once. It never happened."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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Picard: "I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew, if we avoid temptation."
-- "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2

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